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[PODFIC] Threats and Menaces Rumor Reveal: Superhero Lies! (audio version)
Team Kill fill for the 2022 SteveTony Games ( [community profile] stevetonygames )
Work Type:
Podfic (1:34)
Universe: 616
Bingo Square: Free Square
Challenge: Camouflage
Content Warning: Moderately graphic description of injuries


Podfic/audio version of my celebrity gossip news segment, "Threats and Menaces Rumor Reveal: Superhero Lies!"

(Originally inspired by FestiveFerret and melaniehoping's multimedia "Trashiverse" multimedia tabloid edit set.)

For my tabloid news voice, I had in mind Heidi Hamilton, who is half of the Heidi and Frank show on LA rock radio station 95.5 KLOS, and who also voices some of the ad spots. I find her speaking cadence and inflections to be distinct and effective with a nice dry humor, and I did my best to channel my interpretation of how she might have delivered this piece.


Listen Here: Threats and Menaces Rumor Reveal: Superhero Lies! (audio version)
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[FICLET] Threats and Menaces Rumor Reveal: Superhero Lies!
Team Kill fill for the 2022 SteveTony Games ( [community profile] stevetonygames )
Work Type:
Fic (221 words)
Universe: 616
Bingo Square: Lies
Challenge: Inspired By
Content Warning: Moderately graphic description of injuries

This little bit of fake-clickbait is inspired by FestiveFerret and melaniehoping's amazing "Trashiverse" tabloid edit set from the 2020 Games. I wrote the content, but just don't have the actual time to create the multimedia piece, sadly, so that part will have to be up to the imagination.

Threats and Menaces is basically the 616 version of TMZ or the like, whatever sensationalistic celebrity gossip tabloid site. I envision this article as a multimedia segment on their web site, probably with the headline and introductory text on a teaser page, then a link to another page with a video and the actual top ten list, plus, of course, a bunch of obnoxious ads all over the place.





THREATS AND MENACES RUMOR REVEAL OF THE DAY: SUPERHEROES AREN'T ALWAYS AS HONEST AS YOU THINK!

We've compiled our list of the top ten lies told by superheroes, all researched and verified by our experts.
And, we caught up with two of our favorite Avengers to get their reactions!

We found Captain America and Iron Man, fresh from their most recent supervillain skirmish, and it looked like it was a rough one! Always close comrades-in-arms, they leaned heavily upon one another, the Sentinel of Liberty with his uniform in tatters, and what appeared to be sections of rebar protruding from several areas of his body! And Ol' Shellhead's armor was deeply dented, crumpled at the left knee, with his lower leg barely better than dragging as he walked. Bloody gashes and bruises marred both their faces when they removed helmet and cowl to speak with us.

Our Heroes' well-being is our top priority! Seeing them so much the worse for wear, before we put this pair in front of our cameras, we expressed our concern for their injuries. But when asked if they needed medical attention, both Avengers emphatically replied, "I'm fine."

Now that's the stirring confidence that makes them an inspiration to us all!

For Cap and Iron Man's further comments, and that complete "Top Ten Superhero Lies" list, click here!




(Click-through would lead to a page with the embedded video of Cap and Iron Man on the street
with big TV-style mics shoved in their faces, looking beaten to within an inch of their lives, starting the interview by brushing off the "are you ok, do we need to get you to a hospital??" questions with "I'm Fine" responses, and then answering some vapid questions.)

(And then the actual list, which I envision reading something like this:)

10. A-OK.
9. Nothing to worry about.
8. Nothing broken.
7. None of this blood is mine.
6. No doctor needed.
5. Not a scratch.
4. Feeling no pain.
3. Never better.
2. It was worth it.

And the Number One Lie told by Superheroes:
(drum roll, please!)

1. I'm Fine!
 


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[FICLET] A Momentary Re-Spite
Team Kill fill for the 2022 SteveTony Games ( [community profile] stevetonygames )
Work Type: Fic (150 words)
Universe:
616
Bingo Square:
Truth
Challenge:
Time Runs Out
Content Warning: (implied) canon MCD

Work time: 10:19-11:19pm (because I just kept tweaking till the hour counted down)

There was nothing, followed by 75 words in 6 minutes, then swirling burning snippets of phrases that circled the final form of the fill, racing to the end of the hour.

(A rewrite of Steve and Tony's final conversation in Hickmanvengers #44.)

(It seems inevitable and only fitting to have done a Time Runs Out fill for the Time Runs Out challenge.)

(Alternate title: "And Then We Raced To the Spite")



 

A momentary deadlock, a seeming standstill, before the end.

"Give me this and only this, Tony. Would you ever have told me the truth?"

Tony laughed; he cackled and whooped, joy and madness in cacophony.

"Sure, Steve. Sure. Some day when we were both old and grey, or when I was, and you were cured and your eternal golden-shining self, and we'd had a few good decades together because I'd found another fucking way."

He snarled, twisted lips and bloody bared teeth.

"And it was finally the right time to say 'I told you so,' when you would have had to at least think about everything you'd be saying you wished you never had if you said we shouldn't have done it."

Steve roared, bursting with the all the fury of those never-lived decades of spite.

Time started up again, and a shadow fell, and then their time ran out.

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[FICLET] The Date Not Taken
Team Kill fill for the 2022 SteveTony Games ( [community profile] stevetonygames )
Work Type: Fic (483 words)
Universe:
616
Bingo Square:
First Date
Challenge: Time Runs Out

Work time: 12:34-1:31am

In Tony Stark: Iron Man #4 (2018), Tony causes a furor by posting a dating profile that's open to both men and women. He later reveals that this was purely for the purpose of bringing down the servers of rival tech firm Baintronics, the owner of the Make-A-Match app, by overloading them with as many responses as possible. As soon as that's accomplished, he takes down the profile and publicly announces that he is "off the market." In the comic, he then starts dating Janet van Dyne. In this ficlet, Steve sees the profile and thinks it's his chance with Tony. This is a pretty fluffy piece -- by Team Kill standards.





"You're the one who posted the profile."

"You're the one who answered it."

The whole world had been buzzing. Trending. Tony Stark's Make-A-Match profile had been open to both men and women.

"I... um... it was supposed to be that overload-of-service error thing, right? The more replies the better? So I was one more."

"You mean, DDOS?" Tony asks drily. Then softens."You didn't know," he says, and it's gentle with just a drop of pity. "You didn't know it wasn't real."

It had been do or die, Steve had thought. Some moments are turning points. You jump, or you lose your chance, like that poem with the two paths. Steve has always been one who prefers any regrets to come from his actions -- not from his failure to act.

He gives a curt shake of his head. His lips are pinched. Of course he's embarrassed. Tony's being kind about it, but that's just as much worse as better.

"Steve." Tony's hand is on his shoulder. He battles the urge to shake it off. He wants to want to. But he doesn't. "If I wanted to let you know I was interested in you..." Tony sighs, and then his hand, the warm grounding weight of it, is gone. "I'd be man enough to take the risk and tell you myself."

A flash of anger sizzles through Steve. "So you think it was cowardly of me to do it on the site, is that what you're saying?"

"Dammit, Steve." Tony shoves a hand through his hair. "I'm saying I'd have made a move. Like you did. You saw an opportunity and you took it. It's not your fault it was a--"

"A lie?"

"A pretense, a ploy... With purpose, but yes, a loud, very public lie. I lied to the world. I wouldn't lie to you."

"It's fine, Tony. I get it. I know you had good reason. I'm sorry I made a fool of myself."

"You didn't--" Tony sighs again. "Look, for what it's worth? I'm genuinely flattered. More than that -- honored. You're the best, Steve. None finer."

"Only as fine as you." Steve blinks an extra few times.

"So we're... okay, right?" Tony asks. "You don't hate me? Still friends?"

"Friends, partners. Avengers. Always."

Tony holds out his right hand, and Steve clasps it, but instead of shaking, Tony pulls him in. The hug is short but close, with a firm stroke down his back. It could be salt in the wound, a reminder of what he can't have, but it's not. It's just Tony. When they step back, they're both smiling, and it aches but doesn't cut.

"Thanks, Tony. See you 'round?"

"See you 'round."  Tony grabs his suit jacket off the chair and turns, gets a few steps away, and looks back over his shoulder.  "I'll tell you what though, Steve. It would have been a hell of a first date."



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[FICLET] Double Down
Team Kill fill for the 2022 SteveTony Games ( [community profile] stevetonygames )
Work Type: Fic (798 words)
Universe:
616
Bingo Square:
Gambling
Challenge: (none)
Content Warning: Implied MCD

Tried to do the one-hour challenge again, but failed on this one. Went ahead and finished it, but I don't feel like it's a terrific piece. It does fill the square and get us a Bingo line, though. And I've written a few hundred words on demand two nights in a row now... that's something, anyway.

Notes: Early canon before Iron Man's identity reveal. I thought about having Steve/emergency crew remove Iron Man's helmet at the end and find him to be Tony, but felt like it needed to end rather than continue, and also decided to leave it implied that neither of them was making it out of this. Just because, Team Kill, and I thought I was going to be doing more metaphorical deaths than actual, but I'm killing them dead-dead more than I thought I would be.

I don't really know how Tony's meters, scanners, alerts, etc, work in the armor at this point... might have stuff going on that's too advanced for this version of the armor, but didn't take the time to research the canon elements to that degree. Also don't know if there's a warehouse area within some interpretation of "a few miles" of Avengers Mansion, but also just winging it there.

 




It had seemed an easy call. Tony'd been working in the lab for most of the day, and needed a charge. He'd been about to take off his lab coat and plug in when the report came through: a pair of Doombots overflying a warehouse block a few miles away. No immediate active threat beyond the fact of their existence; they shouldn't be there.

Steve responded from the gym within moments, wrapping his workout and ready to go. The others were out and about, and there was no sense pulling in the full team when Iron Man and Cap were right here and more than capable to go roust two mean, green, interloping machines.

Tony had about four hours of power. No problem. They'd be back in short enough order that he wouldn't be cutting things too close. Sometimes situations just required the gamble, all or nothing, pushing reserves to the redline, and he'd had a couple of close calls. If it took his life to stop a deadly threat, well, that was what being Iron Man was for. But he'd gotten better about not doing that when he didn't absolutely need to.

So it had seemed like such a safe bet, an easy win, with Iron Man swooping through the sky, and Steve racing in by street, crouched low over the handlebars of his roaring bike.

Until the Doombots stopped pulling evasive maneuvers and started shooting, broad green energy beams bursting out in wide arcs, and suddenly, from high in the air, Tony felt his foundation drop out right along with the building collapsing below. Crack, BOOM, concussion, massive cloud of grit -- and a jagged field of concrete and metal replaced the exact stretch of road where Steve had just been riding.

"Cap? CAP???" Tony was screaming, and firing by reflex: the Avengers emergency signal; two full-powered blasts of his repulsor rays to slag first one Doombot, then the other; and every scanner the armor contained, searching out any possible life signs in that mess of wreckage.

He dove down and landed, but it wasn't till he heard the weak, cracking voice in his earpiece that he felt the ground back beneath his armored boots.

"Iron Man... ...hear me...?

Tony's heart pounded in his ears almost loud enough to drown him out, but Steve was there. Alive.

"Steve, thank god. What's your status?"

The signal was clearing up now that Tony was at surface level and the dust was beginning to settle.

"I'm ok, Iron Man. Guess I got real lucky."

"I'll say. Hold tight, and we'll have you out of there in no time. And try not to move around too much, We don't know how stable things are. Don't want you to dislodge anything."

Steve made a wet huff that sounded less like "lucky," and more like a laugh turning into a cough, then a stifled groan.

"Cap?"

"I... well. Pretty stable. Definitely won't be moving much. Actually..." Steve's breath rasped again, too loud. Too thick. "...I'm. Uh. A little pinned down."

Tony went cold.

"How bad?"

"I'll be fine. I heal... you know. Just, can you--"

"What? Whatever you need, Steve. Just tell me."

"--stay? Where I can hear your voice?"

And if Steve was asking that much, that proved the lie, and the truth. He wasn't fine. Probably wasn't going to be fine. Tony's mind veered away from the unthinkable.

"I'm here. Not going anywhere. We'll get you out, Steve. Just hold on."

He was telling it to himself as much as to Steve. Cold-sweating inside the armor, trying to catch his own breath. The emergency crews would be here any moment now. They'd get him out. They'd...

A ping. Tony checked his meters. Power at 3%, wait, how? Checked the time. How had almost three hours passed?

And the repulsor blasts. And the scanners. Flight stabilizers, after the explosion.

The mansion was a short flight away. He could make it.

He couldn't.

He could... the closest power lines were down, but there were others nearby. He could jack in for a quick jolt. Hurt like hell, but he'd done it before...

Two percent.

...a block or two. Less power to walk than fly. Still be well within comms range. He wasn't leaving Steve alone.

"Iron Man?"

A step. It was heavy. Another. Heavier. Everything looked dim and hazy. The dust cloud must be rising again. His chest hurt.

One percent. It wasn't the dust. The edges of his vision were going black, static that wasn't from the comms buzzing in his ears. Another step. Pavement under his hands. He'd been upright... up was... which way...?

"Iron Man?"

Everything was dark. Steve was in the dark. Couldn't leave Steve alone in the dark.

"...Steve...?" Had he made a sound?

His chest hurt.

...dark...
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[ART] HydraCap is Just That Evil
Team Canon fill for the 2021 SteveTony Games ( [community profile] stevetonygames )
Work Type: Art
Universe: 616
Bingo Square:
Evil Twin
Challenge: Camouflage

Inspired by Verena's fun with blankfacejpg-style comics, I had a final-hour lightbulb-flash to do one of my own for Evil Twin, with a meta on HydraCap from Civil War II: The Oath. I constructed the comic by drawing the squares and writing the text on paper, taking snapshots of that with my phone, assembling in MSPaint, and then digitally drawing in the figures. Except the last big blankface circle - that one was on paper also. So it's multimedia homage comic collage!

homage to blankface.jpg comic with HydraCap from Civil War II: The Oath

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[EDIT] Intimate Thoughts
Team Canon fill for the 2021 SteveTony Games ( [community profile] stevetonygames )
Work Type: Edit
Universe: 616
Bingo Square:
Time Travel
Challenge: Wayback Machine

Panel from Avengers/Invaders #2, with a little added insight into Tony's "intimate" thoughts.
Last year's bonus prompt used is "non-square images."

 

Comics panel edit from Avengers/Invaders #2, Director Stark instructs Avengers


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[ART] Regenchibis
Team Canon fill for the 2021 SteveTony Games ( [community profile] stevetonygames )
Work Type: Art
Universe: 616
Bingo Square:
Regency
Challenge: Camouflage

I decided to attempt an imitation of Amy Crook's adorable chibi characters (such as this one - and this one). And sort of conflated this with the idea of doing something based on the cover of Iron Man #172 (where Steve is bridal-carrying a passed-out-drunk Tony out of a burning flophouse) as a regency romance pose.

Not the easiest pose for a "dabbler" in drawing and in a new style. All the same, I feel like I did a good job of catching some elements of the style and proportions, but would need a lot more practice for others.I also ran out of time to spend on it, so have to leave it as line art rather than inking/coloring.

This is pencil on paper, and I don't have a scanner, so took a snapshot with my phone.

Line art of chibi style Captain America bridal carrying passed-out Tony Stark
 

Cover of Iron Man #172 comic
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Five Times Steve Called Tony Iron Man, and One Time He Called Him Tony
Team Canon fill for the 2021 SteveTony Games
Work Type: Edit
Universe: 616
Bingo Square: Identity Reveal
Challenge: 5+1

This edit is a collab with Festive Ferret. She liked this concept from a few things I brainstormed for the Identity Reveal square. I collected the comics panels; she edited the panels and did the initial layout (and did a terrific job!), and then we refined it together for the final version.

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I mean, there's trash and then there's garbage. End of the Games, just throwing anything and everything at the Bingo card. Here's some "Huddling for Warmth."



"Tony..."

"Yeah, Steve?"

"You know I... hate the cold..."

"I know, babe. I'm sorry."

"Tony..."

"Yeah, Steve?"

"You're so warm."

"I'll keep you as warm as I can, babe."

"Tony..."

"Yeah... Steve...?

"It's really cold."

"...huddle closer... babe..."

"Tony..."

"Yeah..."

"Is it getting colder?"

"I... can't really tell..."

"Maybe I can hold you a little tighter..."

"That'd be... nice... babe..."

"Tony..."

"...hhhmmmm?"

"You're not so warm anymore..."

"...not so cold anymore..."

"Tony..."

"Tony?"

"...hmm..."

"No. no, Tony, c'mon, Tony!"

"...mhere..."

"Stay with me, baby, please stay..."

"..."

"Tony..."

"Tony?"

"Tony, Tony, no, wake up, Tony..."

"Tony, I'm not gonna make it without you..."

"Tony, I can feel the tears freezing on my face..."

"Tony, I'm so tired... I'm just going to close my eyes and go to sleep with you..."

"Tony..."

"mmm, tony, s'warm, let's stay'n bed t'day..."

"love... you... tony..."

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Username: wynnesome, steward of subversion
Work Type: Fic
Bingo Prompt: Mutual Pining (opposite day)
Content Warning: Implied MCD
Extra Prompts: None
Main Universe: 616


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Another MSPaint art for "Mutual Pining."

www.dm-gremlin.com/stuff/imagespace/200810-HeLovesMeNot.bmp

Iron Man and Captain America He Loves Me Not with flower petals mutual pining


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Username: wynnesome, steward of subversion
Work Type: Art
Bingo Prompt: Mutual Pining (opposite day)
Content Warning: Oblivious Idiots, I Am Not an Artist
Extra Prompts: No Drawing Tablet/Drawn in MSPaint, Black and White
Main Universe: 616


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Edit for "Dog Tags."

The original panels are from the Mark Waid story "The Persistence of Memorabilia," in Captain America #600, wherein, shortly after Steve's death in Civil War, Tony buys his original Avengers identicard at auction for two million dollars. I edited one of the panels to show a (very roughly drawn) version of his dog tags, instead, and altered some dialogue from the previous page to place alongside it. Then I added "was it worth it?" as a callback to the heartbreaking scene in The Confession, along with a quote about love and grief, and some song lyrics about prices paid and costs, from a sad and beautiful Rush song.



http://www.dm-gremlin.com/stuff/imagespace/200909-Dogtags-2Million-Bravado.jpg

Panel edit to show Tony buying Steve's dog tags for $2mil with quotes


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Username: wynnesome, steward of subversion
Work Type: Edit
Bingo Prompt: Steve's Dog Tags (opposite day)
Content Warning: Implied/Referenced MCD
Extra Prompts: It Wasn't Worth It, Non-Square Images, Song Lyrics, Quotes
Main Universe: 616

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